Katie Couric to run for President, leaving CBS Evening News
Chinese Hackers Take Down YouTube Home Page - YouTube is Down
In apparent retaliation for Google's recent stance against China, hackers based in China have successfully hacked the YouTube home page and taken it down. At the time of writing, YouTube has been down for over 4 hours. Google recently stopped censoring its searches in China, reversing their previously evil stance, as they cooperated with the Chinese government on censorship for years, until a few days ago. Anonymous sources close to the Chinese government claim the YouTube hack is meant as a warning, a display of power, and other Google web sites could be next. The source hints that Google Maps could be next, in a move that "would change the face of the earth", suggesting that the maps themselves could be modified to fit China's world view.
New Mashable Google Buzz Contest Details
On the heels on its first successful Google Buzz contest, social media blog Mashable is set to launch another contest in the coming days. While the goal of the first contest was to amass vast amounts of Buzz followers (20,000+ and counting), the new contest gets more creative. The "Mash Your Face Up" contest challenges Mashable's Buzz followers to customize their Google Buzz profile photos "in the spirit of Mashable". Ideas range from Mashable tattoos, bodypainting, and photoshopped Mashable logos. Men are even encouraged to grow a patchy beard and wear a vest in their profile photos in imitation of Mashable founder Pete Cashmore. Ladies are reminded that 'less is more'. Extra consideration will be given to Buzz users who mention Mashable in every post and comment that they make on Buzz, even if the post or comment is completely unrelated. The winners of the Mash Your Face Up contest will one of 2 iPad Video Phone models. The resulting face mash-ups should be very interesting.
Team Canada Loses to High School Hockey Team
After an embarrassing loss against the USA, Canada's olympic men's hockey team played a practice match against a local Vancouver high school team, and lost to them too, with a final score of 3-1. "We dominated the match just like we did against the US, but those high schoolers have a mean power play and we just didn't step up. I guess we have some work to do", explained a Team Canada player who spoke with us on condition of anonymity. The high school match was arranged at the last minute to provide a much need confidence booster for Team Canada, but the plan obviously backfired, leaving players and millions of Canadian hockey fans scratching their heads. Now word yet on whether a practice game against a local little league team is planned. Stay tuned.
McDonalds Announces Double McTwist 1260 Hotdog
McDonalds today announced the latest item on their menu, the Double McTwist 1260. Named after star snowboarder Shaun White's signature move, the Double McTwist 1260 is basically a hot dog version of the double bacon cheeseburger. Two hotdog wieners are twisted together, each doing a 1260 degree turn. Look for the new McDonalds Double McTwist 1260 nationwide starting Friday Feb 19th. Mmmmm mmmm good.
Tiger Woods Alleged Statement Leaked For Real This Time
Shortly after the fake alleged statement was 'leaked' as reported by TMZ.com, we have received a copy of the real Tiger Woods Alleged Statement, that he intends to give tomorrow. Apart from the obvious and expected apologies and regrets, the real shocker is that Tiger has decided to extend his hiatus from Golf to pursue a professional career in baseball. The world's number golfer gives the following reasons in his statement: "It just makes good sense. Swinging a baseball bat is a lot like swing a golf club, so I think it will be an easy transition. Besides, I wear baseball caps all the time, and I think I am pretty good at that."
Chado Ralph Rucci Fashion Show Shocker
Fashion designer Chado Ralph Rucci stunned the fashion world today with the unveiling of his latest collection in New York. "It is absolutely unbelievable, I never thought anything like this was even remotely possible, I am totally stunned beyond words", explained one of the exclusive guests who requested anonymity because she didn't want to be associated with this publication. Rucci broken with tradition by including pants with two legs in the collection, not to mention his use of tall thin models wearing high heels -- will this be the beginning of a new trend?
Robot Skeleton Army Recruiting Nationwide
iPad Emulator App for the Kindle
An ambitious app developer is working on a Kindle App that provides all of the Apple iPad's features in an app for the Amazon Kindle. On January 21st, Amazon announced a software development kit (SDK) for the Kindle eBook reader, enabling developers to create apps for 'active content' on Amazon Kindle Devices. While the project is still in stealth mode, the unnamed developer says he has working prototype already, by using the Kindle SDK and backwards engineering the iPad features by scraping screenshots of Engadgets live blog of the iPad event. The upcoming Kindle app will offer Kindle users the best of both worlds, a great reading device with access to the Kindle eBook store, as fell as all the gaming and multimedia features of the iPad. When asked about how the app will deal with he fact that the Kindle does not have a color screen, the developer responded "the lack of color on the Kindle was a tough programming challenge, but we have come up with a patent-pending technique that that is working well in the lab, which involves squinting really hard until you start seeing the screen in color."